Are you searching for peace, quiet, and a personal retreat to call home — or perhaps the ultimate little McRanch vacation getaway? This truly one-of-a-kind 1.24-acre paradise offers you that rare opportunity. Tucked deep in the heart of the forest, this property comes with more than just land and structures — it comes with a lifestyle. Featuring a completely renovated. 1-bedroom, 1-bathroom stilt home with a brand-new roof in 2025, a 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom 1985 manufactured home currently used as storage and laundry there’s space for everyone and then some. But where do we even begin? The seller will meet you at the corner of SE 207th Terrace and SE 182nd Ave Rd. to personally guide you in. Once you pass the “Game of Thrones” style automated gate flanked with citronella torches, you’ll know you’ve arrived. The entire property is fully fenced, with 3″–5″ of under-fencing for added security. As you enter, the stilt home stands proudly ahead, showcasing its brand-new grand staircase leading to a screened-in front porch. The property boasts updated 200-amp electrical service with two separate meters — a 100-amp service at the manufactured home — and features 2 RV hookups with 50-amp power and 4 septic connection points. Inside the stilt home, you’ll find original real wood floors, a tankless electric water heater, dual A/C units and infrared heaters, keyless front entry, GFCI safety receptacles throughout, an 8 camera security system and the property-wide Wi-Fi system. That same high-speed internet powers music, lights, a hi-end projector, and even the waterfall at the pond. Fiber optics have already been run and are expected to be connected soon. Outside, things get even more exciting. Exit the stilt home and ascend the second story “crane’s roost” to zipline down to your own private 3 to 5 foot-deep freshwater swimming koi pond and 750,000 lbs of imported sand beach. The pond is low cost of maintenance, well-fed, filtered, and crystal clear — ideal for swimming or just relaxing beneath the waterfall. It even serves as a secondary plumbed in water source for the whole property (for in the event that the well does not work) as well as second fire hose hookup, with a 2′ firehose located in the well house. The koi (30–35 of them!) help keep the water naturally clean and don’t mind sharing the space with swimmers. Head over to the Argentinian-style wood-fired grill and cook up a ribeye with real oak logs. The property runs on well water and includes an iron eater system with two carbon filters and one resin filter. Need space for your hobbies or farm life? There’s a chicken coop, a double 12×12 horse stall, separate fenced in horse paddock, beachside hitching post, and an automated back gate with a concrete footer (needs electrical run), and an unfinished meat-processing station ready for concrete — the water and drain lines are already in. An outdoor bathroom area adds more charm with a septic connected real toilet, dual shower heads, and a pebble floor lit by waterproof LED lighting. Forgot your soap? A soap plant growing right inside the shower. Whether you’re riding out from the back gate on horseback, exploring the land on an ATV, or preparing for a day of outdoor adventure, this property delivers. You can watch everything come to life on video at https://youtu.be/zTCFfv3849w. Call today for your private tour and step into a lifestyle that combines off-grid serenity with modern luxury in a way you truly have to see to believe
